Rigor Tortoise

I just wanted to give a big shout out to iTunes Shuffle.  The persistence iTunes Shuffle has in playing a song by the Peruvian band Queena every other song, has really paid off, and forced me into fan-dom.  I bought that CD while in Peru, put it on my iTunes for S’s and G’s, and never thought twice about it.  Listened maybe once and was cool with it.  But thanks to iTunes Shuffle in ignoring the other 11,000 + songs I have, and only playing Queena, I’ve become a real fan!

Queena and iTunes Shuffle, working together to make you feel like you’re always in an incense store!

Hugs and High Fives,

Queena’s Number One Fan, Justin

Saturday night was our first October show.

We saw lots of familiar faces and really enjoyed meeting new ones.

If you didn’t make it, here are 7 things you missed:

1. A Break-dancing Bonanza.
2. A new sitcom that would never make it past the censors called “Mating for Life.”
3. Jim Timmings and Tim Jimmings.
4. Court appointed little league coaching.
5. Wedding day jitters.
6. Dorf vs. Dwarf.
7. 5+ health points.

Every show is completely improvised so your opportunity to see these 7 things has come and gone.  The next show will be brand-spanking-new.

We’ve got one more Saturday night show this month (THIS WEEK!  AT 11pm) and for this show we’re going to debut our brand new Halloween short “President Evil.”  Plus, 7 brand-new things you have to see to say you saw.

Can’t wait to see you this Saturday!

My last name is Johnson, but sometimes I wish it were Jackson so people could call me, “Action Jackson.”

Look at “Action Jackson,” he really got that job done!

Check out “Action Jackson” he’s a real riot.

This guy put the “Action” in “Action Jackson.

If your last name is Jackson, please be grateful.  Especially you Alan “Action” Jackson, I’ll meet you way down yonder on the Chattahooche.

-Justin “Wishes He Were Action Jackson” Johnson

GOOD NEWS YOU GUYS!

So I know everyone is sorta worried about the Swine Flu.  Nobody wants it because its awful and will probably cause your limbs to fall off…let’s face it, that’s probably what happens.

Luckily for us, Reuters released a very detailed article titled “Q & A – How do you know you have the flu?

Okay, first step you guys. if you’re going to fear the swine flu, you have to know what the symptoms are.  And just as you thought, the symptoms are just as bad as the flu itself, so beware!!!

Brace yourself, because here they are:

Fever, coughing or sore throat, runny or stuffy nose, headaches, body aches, chills, and fatigue…swine flu also can cause vomitting and diarrhea.

Now everyone just calm down.  Reuters released this to HELP us, not whip us into a frenzy.  AND, you guys…they’ve also given you instructions as to what to do to prevent THIS KILLER FLU!

Here are some suggestions: wash your hands.

Just do it, I know it’s rough, but do it, you DO NOT WANT THIS KILLER FLU!

And you guys, God forbid you actually contract this killer…but in that event, Reuters let us know what to do to prolong your slow death…

Drink lots of fluids.

Okay, now I know it’s going to be rough to try to go out into the world and function like a normal human being, but you have to.  Don’t let fear ruin your life.

Thanks Reuters, I fear living now.