May 2012
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To Whom I May Concern:: YouTube Channels You... →
therosseverett: Hey you guys, I’m back and I apologize for that. While I was gone, the YouTube community seems to have crumbled; and what was once a thriving community has devolved into a jumbled mess of lost subscribers and views. I can’t help feeling this is my fault somehow. Videos have started popping up…
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This woman was a contestant in PETA's sexiest... →
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Painted Palms - Canopy →
May 4th
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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We're BACK!
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January 2010
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Jan 26th
The RT Year in Review: Greg Castle
We asked Rigor Tortoise to answer some questions about 2009.  We’ll be posting the answers throughout the week. Goodbye 2009.  Here, with his parting comments, is Mr. Greg Castle: Write one sentence that sums up your 2009. I married the woman of my dreams. What was your favorite memory on set with Rigor Tortoise this year? Shooting things at night is always really fun. We get especially...
Jan 12th
The RT Year in Review: Dustin Sterling
We asked Rigor Tortoise to answer some questions about 2009.  We’ll be posting the answers throughout the week. Answers from a man who needs no introduction, Mr. Dustin Sterling: Write one sentence that sums up your 2009. The year I will refer to in the future as “The one before I built my Robot Best Friend.” What was your favorite memory on set with Rigor Tortoise this year? I...
Jan 11th
The RT Year in Review: Adam Karell
We asked Rigor Tortoise to answer some questions about 2009.  We’ll be posting the answers throughout the week. Today we hear from a man who you will soon see during every commercial break, Mr. Adam Karell: Write one sentence that sums up your 2009. A stepping stone. What was your favorite memory on set with Rigor Tortoise this year? One of my favorite memories from this year was when we...
Jan 9th
The RT Year in Review: Josh Blackburn
We asked Rigor Tortoise to answer some questions about 2009.  We’ll be posting the answers throughout the week. Let’s hear from RT’s man behind the scenes of the behind the scenes, Mr. Josh Blackburn: Write one sentence that sums up your 2009? 2009 was a year full of challenges, which in many ways strengthened areas of my life that would have otherwise stagnated. What was your...
Jan 7th
The RT Year in Review: Paul Natonek
We asked Rigor Tortoise to answer some questions about 2009.  We’ll be posting the answers throughout the week. Today we hear from Santa, Mr. Paul Natonek: Write one sentence that sums up your 2009. Jay Cutler has a league leading 26 interceptions. What was your favorite memory on set with Rigor Tortoise this year? Running down the beach holding on to a giant squid tentacle, with Justin...
Jan 6th