Rigor Tortoise

Things They Didn’t Say: John Muir Edition

John Muir was an important figure in the preservation of American’s beautiful landscapes.  In addition, he had a way with words.

Here are some things he never said:

1)       When’s Disney gonna do a Pocahontas, Mulan mash-up movie?

2)       George Burns died too young.

3)       Rugby is an interesting sport.

4)       If you come at me aggressively, I’m gonna get at you aggressively.

5)       Let’s put a freeway over there!